Loki and the Top Shelf

11 01 2013

kid_loki_determinedI wrote this one after I noticed that you don’t actually see any chairs in Asgard in the Thor movie. Thrones, yes. Regular chairs, no. I took that observation, and ran with it.

Long ago in Asgard, back when the nine realms were much younger than they are today, the sons of Odin both developed a fondness for strawberry jam. The two boys would put it on everything, resulting in such culinary monstrosities as roast pheasant with strawberry jam, jam-marinated salmon, strawberry jam with carrots and surströmming stuffed with strawberry jam. Asgard very quickly found its strawberry stocks depleted, and Odin was forced to take drastic measures. Read the rest of this entry »